Siapa Yang Buat?

Salam all..

Hari ni dirasakan sangat sangat sangat panjang! Rasa mengantuk je. Menguap? Huh, sepanjang masa. Pantang setiap 2 saat sure mata ni automatic akan tertutup! Ceh.. Dahlah hujan, sejuk. Tambah2 pulak dengan suhu air-cond kat hall yang sampai tahap boleh bekukan kulit. Darah kat otak pun macam tak jalan. Hadoi! Teruk gila pagi ni.

Tak kurang jugak si ah moi2 yang sudah surrender dengan keadaan sekeliling. Selambe-mambe berdengkur siap meleleh air liur. Ceh! 10 kali disiku pun belum tentu boleh sedar.

As for me, mulut ni tak berhenti mengunyah gula2. Entah berapa biji gula2 Iced Lemon Tea tu ditelan. Huish.. Kalau takde benda alah tu, dah lama dah join ah moi2 tu dengan Kelab Berdengkur diorang!

Few minutes later, semua orang macam kena pukau. Ek? Ada yang dah tutup hidung masing2. Orang2 kat barisan depan dah mengomel-ngomel. Kenapa ni? Saya dan ah moi kecik itu, kebetulan duduk di barisan paling belakang serentak memandang antara satu sama lain. Angkat bahu. Ek?

• Siapa kentuuuuuuut???!!!
• Busuk wor!
• Cepat mengaku, siapa yang buat!
• Haiyoh..
• Berapa tahun tak kentuuuut ni?

Then everyone started to laugh. Ceh! Ingatkan apa.. Tapi memang betul! Bau 'gas-beracun' tu gila busuk.. Ceh! Siapalah yang melepas and simply buat2 tak tahu.. Sula karang baru tahu!!

Psst.. Tapi semua orang tak boleh accuse 2 budak yang duduk kat barisan paling belakang sekali tu sebab obviously bau kent_t tu tadi datang dari barisan paling hadapan sekali! Haha.. Dan siapa yang paling hadapan dan sibuk tersenyum-senyum macam kerang busuk tu? Cheit! Nak kena sula ni.. =p

#Nasib baik duduk kat belakang! Huhu.. Tak boleh nak accuse, okay!

Okay..

Salam all..

Aha! An update after a short break. Huhu.. Not a short break actually, it's just that I've been quite occupied with my daily routine. So far, alhamdulillah.. The 'OKAY' aura is on my side and yeah to be honest, I kinda like being in this way. Busy.

Before this, I tend to update Blogxygen oftenly, ym and YouTube'ing most of the time. Aha! Mamak teh ais! 'Agak' lama tak jumpa jugak. Haha.. I mean, during weekdayslah. I won't be able to ENJOY the heaven teh ais too often like before. Tapi, takpe.. Sebab sekarang ni dah masuk musim DURIAN! Hahaha..Gong Xi Fa Cai mood plus demam limau mandarin + sakit perut hari2 sebab hentam limau banyak sangat dah pun berakhir. Haha.. Bila difikir-fikir balik, there were so much things had happened during this Chinese New Year. From a 'crazy' picnic at Sg. Chongkak, attacking the durians kat tepi jalan on the way balik ke KL, barbeque di Gombak, ayam panggang cap Afrika yang not bad rasanye cuma colour saje yang hitam legam dan jamming ala2 Concert Hotel California. Haha.. Great moments!

And oh.. Glad that the boys are on the top of the list so far! Hahaha.. Gila best! *hi-5 amongst my ManU buddies who's reading right now. Eceh! Glory2, Man Utd! Weehaa..

Dan akhir sekali..

January, dah pergi

February dah mari

Detik demi detik masa berganti

Sikit pun tak kita sedari

Macam2 yang dah dilalui

Macam2 juga yang keluar bila diselongkar cari

Beginilah hidup sehari-hari

Tak dapat nak elak tak dapat nak lari

Ya, kita bukannya 'angels' mahupun pari-pari

Magic sana magic sini ala.. macam kat dalam tv

Sesedap rasa sesuka hati

Menukar, mengelakkan si realiti

Betul, life isn't a fantasy

Of course, mesti ada part yang sappy dan happy

Mahu tak mahu kena jugak diharungi

Buat keputusan itu ini

Kena betul2 confirm dan pasti

Sebab sekali bulatnya hati

Sudah tiada lagi penalti

Untuk kita berpatah kembali

P/s - Happy b'day to Mak Long. Semoga panjang umur dan murah rezeki hendaknya.. Mak Long, jom kita jamming lagi! Aha!

Betul.. Tak Tipu Punya!

Tak tahu macam mana nak mula
Satu alkisah yang agak 'gila'
Tak mampu ku berhenti dari terus memikirkannya
Mungkin nanti korang tak percaya
Tapi, ini bukan rekaan semata-mata..

26 Jan 2008 adalah harinya
Semua bercuti menyambut Tahun Baru Cina
Hati gembira tak terkata
Kami sekeluarga dapat berkumpul bersama
Pak Long, Mak Long, Pak Lang semuanya ada
Sepupu sepapat, sedara-mara tak ketinggalan juga
Bukan selalu dapat bersua
Bukan main happy bergelak tawa..

Cadangan berkelah dipersetujui sebulat suara
Nak berkonvoi beberapa biji kereta
Budak-budak menjerit-jerit tanda suka
Yang tua ikutkan saja
Nak buat macam mana
Dah cuti namanya
Tapi, tentang lokasinya bagaimana?
Nak ke Perak, oh agak jauh perjalanannya
Acu kata "Ala, kita pergi yang dekat-dekat saja."
"Sungai Chongkak, bolehlah ya?"
Yang lain tersenyum gembira tanda mengia..

Anak-anak sibuk berbual melayan cerita
Ish.. Membebel-bebel entah apa-apa
Sekali-sekala berjumpa sesama sedara
Hmm.. Macam nilah jadinya
Si Ibu dan Ayah pun join sama
Ingatkan KL saja yang selalu 'jam' cap gila
Laa.. Kat kawasan kampung pun lebih kurang sama
Hadoi, punggung pun dah hampir kematu di dalam kereta
Ibu kata "Ha.. Jangan nak mula."
"Ini semua siapa punya idea?"
"Jangan nak komplen2 segala."
"Duduk diam2 buat taik mata."
Huhu.. Yang lain dah tak boleh nak kata apa..

Habis sesi meredah sesaknya si jalan raya
Sibuk pula nak mencari tempat parking kereta
Hoho.. Matahari dah terpacak di atas kepala
Biasalah, sampai2 pun dah tengahari buta
Fuh.. Ramainya manusia
Ada ke lagi tempat nak 'bertapa'
Cari punya cari, sekali ada
Selesai menghidang, semua bersila
Perut yang lapar memang menyeksa
Meleleh-leleh air liur menahan rasa
Hah, time makan semua tak ingat dunia
Tak pandang dah kiri kanan semua..

Sudah kenyang baru sedar sungai di depan mata
Huish.. Tak sabar2 nak bermandi-manda
Air deras sejuk tak terkata
Huh, itu semua tak payah diambil kira
Yang penting, jom kita bergembira
Tak sempat nak toleh jam mengira masa
Masing2 fokus menikmati keindahan ciptaanNya
Sungguh, waktu itu memang gembira
Kalau boleh nak berhentikan masa
Cheit.. Semua itu anganan saja
Bukankah masa selalu mencemburui kita?

Part yang gila kini tiba
Sekali lagi ku ingin berkata
Ini betul2 dan bukan rekaan semata-mata
Sedang kami bermandi-manda
Tiba2 kedengaran teriakan seorang jejaka
Sambil melambai-lambai tangannya tinggi ke udara
Dalam hati, ingatkan mamat ni tak betul ke apa..

"Tepi! Tepi! Ada *b_bi! Tepi!"

Hah!!!!????
Gila???
Ya!!!!
Memang benar kata si jejaka
Dari jauh kelihatan bangkai *b_bi yang sudah kelabu warnanya
Dibawa dek arus air yang laju tiba-tiba
Kacau! Ini semua memang gila
Kami semua bertempiaran lari mengelakkannya
Cuba bayangkan kalau terkena?
Uish, tak ke naya!
Memang tak terlintas langsung di minda
Si bangkai *b_bi yang muncul entah dari mana
Mengganggu-gugat keceriaan semua manusia
Lebih-lebih lagi buat kami sekeluarga
Bau? Uish, tak payah nak kata
Mana ada bangkai yang wangi baunya..

Ya Allah.. Sungguh kami tak percaya
Perkara ini memang luar biasa
Terjadi buat kali pertama
Ya, ia amat gila!
Sungai yang tadi penuh dengan gelak tawa
Kini suram tiada perenangnya
Ada yang sudah berkemas nak balik agaknya
Dan kami keras tanpa kata
Nak mandi kembali dah tiada selera..

Argh! Hati masih lagi tertanya-tanya
Entah siapa punya kerja ini semua
Bikin havoc, nasib baik tak masuk berita
Hadoi.. Tak tahu nak komen apa
Cuma yang pasti satu perkara
Hari itu takkan dapat dilupa
Segar bugar di dalam kepala
Satu kenangan di luar jangka
Kisah suka duka bercampur gila
Yang kami hadapi di Tahun Baru Cina..

A.. Ward?

An award..

Courtesy to this dude.. a6statik

First of all, I would like to thank Mr. a6 for awarding me this err.. 'Cute's Blogger Award'.. I was shocked to be honest when I first saw about this posted in his blog. Haha.. Rasa terkejut. Rasa nak ketawa ada. Rasa nak senyum for 3 hours pun ada jugak.. Huhu.. An award for me, a new blogger and she's still 'chikai' in this blogging thingy.. Anyway, many thanks, dude.. Appreciate it a lot.. ;D

(Dari Mr. a6) -Peraturan untuk menerima award ialah:

1. Copy badge '2008 Cute's Blogger Award' di atas untuk diletakkan di blog anda.

Okay.. Done..

2. Link / ceritakan kembali siapa yang memberikan award ini kepada anda.

He's Mr. Areef from Brunei.

3. Setiap blogger mesti menyatakan 10 fakta / hobi diri sendiri sebelum memilih penerima award seterusnya. (anda-di-tag)

-Female

-Gila teh ais

-ManU supporter

-Hari2 KENA makan kalau nak stay alive

-A 'chikai' guitar player

-Disliking Berbatov (Hehe..)

-Still single only for this 2 dudes, Vidic & Potter (Weehaa!)

-A big sis to 2 brothers and a lil' sis

-Sleeps a lot

-A 100% cockcroaches hater!

4. Anda perlu memilih 10 penerima award seterusnya dan menyatakan nama mereka di blog anda.

-Ms. Puspa

-Ummi Sarra

-Venise

-Susu

-Rebecca

-Branson Melaka

-You

-You

-You

-Vidic (Hehe..)

5. Jangan lupa melawat blog kawan anda dan meninggalkan komen yang menyatakan mereka telah di tag.

Alrite! ;p

Just A Minor Sorry..

Salam all..

Aha! Maybe this post would be a relief for those who have been reading this 'chikai' blog of mine. Hehe.. Why? Lately, I've been rambling and 'highlighting' too often about The Reds. (Saya rasalah.. Huu..) Ehem2.. Takkan tak kenal kot? Huhu.. A minor sorry to you guys who've been annoyed by those kind of posts (OxyteaManU)..

Why minor? A non-complete apology and it's so sudden. Hehe.. Macam dah tak betul je budak ni, kan? Huhu.. Don't worry, saya masih lagi okay dari segi mental dan fizikal. It's just that, these past few days I've been so 'occupied' with un-easy things and that resulted me to become a lazy blogger here. Lately, there's so many things came up at one time. Buat saya rasa nak telan 3 gelas teh ais dan juga gelasnya sekali. Alaa.. Taklah kronik pun 'task' tu.. Eceh!

The tendency for me to ramble about Manchester United lately ni, semakin meningkat. Yelah, game ManU hampir 3 kali seminggu. Nak buat macam mana.. Huhu.. Bila otak dah separuh beku, there's nothing in my head to be 'poured' as a post in this Blogxygen. All I can do (post) is about Manchester United (so far) and usually the happy/gila geram/bengang/dissapointment that I feel after I watch every game, akan di'post' straight away. Haha.. Mungkin sebab otak time tu dah 'refresh'.. Huhu.. Secara tak langsung sejak kebelakangan ni mungkin saya dah terlalu banyak membebel pasal ManU and this thing might annoy the non-ManU. Oleh itu.. A minor sorry from me even maybe you wouldn't need it that much.. Hadoi! Memang sah tuan punya blog ni kekurangan kandungan teh ais di dalam DNAnya sekarang! ;p

And oh, one more thing.. saya dah lama tak post pic teh ais! Hahaha.. Gila rindu kat teh ais hari2! Huhu.. Eik, jangan salah faham ye, adik2.. teh ais mamak, bukan mamak teh ais. Uish, jauh maknanya tu.. Hihi.. A minor sorry from me plus a glass of teh ais for you guys sebab saya 'termalas' updating Blogxygen lately ni. Huhu.. Sila2.. Jangan malu2.. ;D

*P/s - To my primary + secondary schoolmate + a best friend + a good listener + non-ManU supporter (Ceh!).. Mubarokah aka Bulat.. HAPPY BELATED B'DAY, babe!

A Sweet Revenge!

Hari tu.. sigh

Hari ni.. Tak nak cakap banyak. Cuma nak jerit je..

WEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

'Attagged' From Brunei..

To be honest, I've never been to Brunei before and actually I wanted to. Hehe.. Don't know when.. But lucky me, I kinda 'be-informed' about how the state is like via this dude especially. Visit him here, a6statik. He's Mr. Areef aka a6 from Brunei. (So, to all my girlfriends out there.. Watch out, he's single! Hehe..)

And yesterday, he tagged me! Or in the other words, he kinda 'attacked' me with some questions.. Ceh.. (a6, you ni kan.. Nak kena cubit ni! Hihi..) Okay.. Nasib baiklah this dude is a ManU supporter, kalau tak.. Hehehe.. This would be the 2nd time I've been tagged. And this is the previous one, The 1st tag.

The 2nd tag begins..

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?

Mamak restaurant. Like usual, teh ais! Weehaa..

2. Who are you in love with?

Err.. My 'manja', Nemanja Vidic and Harry. I mean, Mr. Potter. (*blushing)

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?

Never. But hey, good idea! I can have a try by dipping it in a glass of teh ais! Huhu..

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

My 'post-it-note', hair comb and most of all.. My bedroom wall!

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?

Last Sunday.

6. Are you wearing socks right now?

I am! Tiba-tiba demam pulak ni. Ceh.. What a coincidence question! ;p

7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?

That car.. Err.. Berbatov pinjam dan tak nak pulangkan. Hehe..

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?

Recently. But WEIRD.. Cause the stering was at the back seat where I usually sit. Hihi.. (konon2!)

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?

Nope. YouTube je..

10. Are you hot?

Hot? Nope! Super duper hot is the right description for me. Kihkihkih..

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?

Err.. You mean, I HAD TO? Oo.. That would be my saliva.. I 'drink' it most of the time.. =p

12. What are you wearing right now?

T-shirt and pants. But.. Do I need to mention the inner part? ;p

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?

Nope. I cuci my 'car' at the sink je..

14. Last food that you ate?

Roti canai + papadom + teh ais = Hehe.. Just came back from the mamak! ;p

15. Where were you last week at this time?

My bedroom.

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?

Clothes, nope. Cap, yeah!

17. When is the last time you ran?

Last Saturday, at Reebok Stadium. Penat berlari satu padang and battling with Bolton. Eceh!

18. What's the last sporting event you watched?

ManU vs Bolton. Hehe.. Bola je..

19. What is your favorite animal?

I don't have any favourite sebab saya takut! Hehe..

20. Your dream vacation?

Every state in the world, perhaps.. Baru complete!

21. Last person's house you were in?

Err.. My mom and dad's house. But, that would be my home too! Ceh..

22. Worst injury you've ever had?

I broke my collar bone during my self-defend class and I had to stay at home for almost 2 months. Tak pergi sekolah pun waktu tu. Sakit woo..

23. Have you been in love?

Aisey.. Love question! Err.. Pernah, but further details about it you can ask my ex, Fletcher.. Huahua..

24. Do you miss anyone right now?

Aha! I miss Evra.. Hey, betul2 ni! ;p

25. Last play you saw?

On the field - Liverpool vs Everton..

Out of field - Anuar Zain's singing..

26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?

It won't be a secret weapon anymore if I tell you, right? (*wink)

27. What are your plans for tonight?

Keep myself busy right now so I won't feel sleepy. Hey, I don't wanna miss the ManU vs Derby match at 4 o'clock am later! Hehe..

28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?

No one 'cause I blog most of the time.. =p

29. Next trip you are going to take?

Old Trafford. To watch the ManU vs Derby game. Huhu.. Tipu!

30. Ever go to camp?

Yup! It's cool..

31. Were you an honor roll student in school?

(*blushing)

32. What do you want to know about the future?

Future? In my opinion, it meant to be a surprise for all of us and best remains unknown.. Hanya Allah yang Maha Mengetahui..

33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?

Yup! What about deodorant? Hihi.. Tak nak tanya ke?

34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?

I usually became a doctor to my own self everytime I get sick. And today, I'm a doctor again sebab tiba2 terdemam pulak ni! Ceh..

35. Where is your best friend?

Wait.. I'll call and ask where she is..

36. How is your best friend?

I'm gonna ask her this too.. Heh..

37. Do you have a tan?

Ek? No needlah.. I'm tanned enough, I guess..

38. What are you listening to right now?

Corrine Bailey Rae - Enchantment

39. Do you collect anything?

Yeah! Guitar picks. And oh.. I collect money too! Hihi..

40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?

So far, Kakdik. She's my lil' sis. Hehe.. Don't tell her this! =p

41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?

Hehe.. Never2! I'm a gold-hearted person so I don't do crimes.. Hehe.. (*smiling naively)

42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?

Soda? Teh aislah!

43. What does your last text message say?

Huh? =D

44. Do you like hot sauce?

Hot sauce for hot persons only. I ain't hot but super duper hot, remember? Kihkih.. Kita samalah a6! Tak tahan pedas. Nanti perut 'meletup'! Hehe..

45. Last time you took a shower?

Yesterday.. Heh, esok pagi saya mandi lagilah! Huhu..

46. Do you need to do laundry?

Laundry is to be done by hardworking people. I do the laundry. Meaning, I'm hardworking! Kihkihkih..

47. What is your heritage?

Ek? 'Takkan Melayu hilang di dunia'.. I guess! Hehe.. Cincailah.. =p

48. Are you someone's best friend?

Aha.. But never to Berbatov, okay..

49. Are you rich?

Tak kaya.

Tak miskin.

50. What were you doing at 12 am last night?

Attacking the roti canai! Heaven!

51. 5 persons that you're gonna tagged?

-Alex Ferguson

-Park

-Van Der Sar

-The teh ais mamak.. Huhu..

-And Berba.. Ops! Never mind..

1 Goal = Sakit Tekak!

Manchester United VS Bolton

Result.. 1 - 0

Argh! The game was pretty 'crazy'. Geram je.. Nasib baik goal! Ceh.. The winning goal was contributed by a combination between Tevez and Berbatov. (Sorry.. But, he's still a *mangk_k ayun to me! Heh..) Last minute goal and it was like Phewww! Relief gila! Huhu..

Di depan tv, dah puas ku memekik, memekak.

Mula2 takde mood langsung nak gelak.

Hampir2 si remote tu dicampak-campak.

Bila tengok bola perangai macam separuh memberontak.

Tak tinggal sesi melompat, menghentak.

Bukan reti nak duduk diam buat style "Ah, lantak!"

Memang tak ingat dunia itulah trademark.

Ibu geleng kepala melihat si anak.

Nak buat macam mana dah ini gayanya rentak.

Menonton game si MERAH yang memang gempak!

Geram je bila tengok si Berbatov yang malas berdiri terpacak.

Masih ke hulu-hilir bola disepak.

Sempat bertanya di dalam hati jugak.

Apasal si sepet yang rajin, Park.

Kali ni tak main pulak?

Nasib baik ada Van Der Sar dan Vidic yang tak kurang kacak.

Kalau diorang takde rasa nak melalak-lalak.

Kepada merekalah harapan ditunggak.

Nak harap si Berbatov, ceh.. berlagak!

"Sorry, Berbatov.. Saya memang tak suka kat awak!"

Semakin hatiku berasa cuak.

Semakin api cemasku marak.

Melihat bola bergolek laju diarak.

Oleh si Tevez yang masih belum sain kontrak!

Berbatov menanduk nasib kepala tak retak.

Eleh.. Kalau retak pun okay jugak!

GOAL! Time nilah ku sakit tekak!

Mungkin sebab banyak sangat memekak.

Di ruang tamu tempat melepak.

Pak Teh, si penyokong Liverpool dah buat2 pekak.

Barangkali melayan hati yang bengkak.

Tadi sibuk dia mengagak-agak.

"Ha.. Ni Pak Teh rasa, diorang ni masak!"

Ceh.. Sekarang siapa yang kena asak?

Hati gembira dah boleh tergelak.

Sikit pun tak kisah walau ku sakit tekak..

Apalagi.. jomlah pergi mamak!

To my ManU buddies.. Weehaa! Glory.. Glory.. Manchester United!

(Psst.. Girls, ehem.. like me.. tak patut tengok bola style macam lelaki tengok bola. Betul ke? Ee.. Bukan sama je ke? Nak share macamana style you guys tengok bola pulak, okay? ; )