Hmm.. Whatever!

Tadi..

Hari ni Ibu kata dia malas nak masak untuk makan malam. Penat katanya. "Okay!" Semua pun apa lagi.. Standby! Destinasi perut ke mamak favourite macam biasa.. Okay, hati si kakak dah melonjak suka. Mata dah terbayang-bayang gelas teh ais yang memang tak pernah tak rindu! Huhu..

Bertolak agak awal dari rumah. Alaa.. Kakdik kata tak payahlah rushing2, kak. Tak lari pun mamak tu. Jomlah kita ronda2 dulu. Ceh! Si 'mak-nenek', Kakdik dah bagi suggestion. Satu kereta tak bersuara apa. Berfikir kononnya. Ayah yang pegang stering pun diam sama. Ibu kat sebelah pun sama jugak. Akhirnya, si Abang kata.. "Okay jugak.. Jom kita pergi ______, Abang nak cari jersey ManU. Takkan Abang nak pakai t-shirt Pagoda je bila pergi stadium bulan 7 ni."

Si kakak yang tadinya agak bengang sebab plan awal nak minum 2 + 1 gelas teh ais sudah di-postpone dengan satu cadangan yang agak munasabah. Dalam kepala.. 'Ha'ah.. Ya tak iya jugak. Jersey ManU nak jugak kena standby. Takut2 esok bila nak dekat bulan July, orang kedai jual mahal!' Lepas menimbang-tara segala benda, kira satu kereta dah sebulat suara nak pergi ronda2 sebelum pergi serang roti canai dengan teh ais. Hmm.. ;p

Jalan punya jalan.. Terjumpa satu kedai _____. Banyak jual accessory team2 football yang famous. Abang, Kakdik dan lain2 dah masuk kedai sebelah. Takpe.. Belek punya belek, cepat saja mata ni ternampak kelibat si Vidic yang di'potrait'kan di dalam sebuah keychain yang bersaiz tak besar dan tak kecik. Hmm.. Dalam hati siap kira2.. 'Ini kalau tak beli benda ni, memanglah jenayah. Kalau tak beli nanti Vidic marah!' Hehe.. Apalagi.. Terus je sambar benda tu dan pergi ke kaunter. Kat situ, ada sorang mamat yang tercongok kat situ. And guess what..? Mamat tu siap pakai jersey colour 'Biru' pekat. Ceh.. Ceh.. Ceh.. :(

Budak MERAH : Ini berapa ye? (*senyum separuh je. Blueek!)

Budak BIRU : Oh.. Ini RM5.50 je. (*gelak)

Dengan penuh terhegeh-hegeh mamat tu mengira duit. Benda yang nak dibayar satu je. Tapi cara kira macam beribu-ribu 'lemon'! Ceh..

Budak BIRU : Minat ManU ek? (*senyum konon!)

Budak MERAH : Ha'ah.. (*siap angguk kepala sekali. Bangga!)

Budak BIRU : Hari tu kalah, kan? (*senyum dia dah makin lebar.)

Budak MERAH : Ha'ah.. (*senyum balik. Oh.. Nak cari pasal ye..!)

Budak BIRU : 2-0 tuh! (*gelak pulak!)

Budak MERAH : Tau.. (*ada jugak yang makan nasi guna straw karang! Tapi, cool down.. chill..)

Budak BIRU : Awal2 lagi dah agak mesti kalah. (*gelak lagi. Kuat.)

Budak MERAH : (*serius sarkastik mamat ni! Tak sedar diri sendiri pakai jersey colour BIRU!) Memanglah.. Team lain ada baaanyaaak masa nak main 'agak2' kat rumah sebab awal2 lagi dah kalah.

Budak BIRU : (*diam.)

Budak MERAH : 'Terima kasih' banyak.. (*senyum style 'Red Devils', ambil baki duit dan blah!)

Mamat BIRU : (*diam lagi. Eh tak.. Bengang kot!)

Dan.. 2 gelas teh ais kini kat depan mata. Senyum tak pudar lagi. Abang dengan Kakdik sibuk tanya kenapa. Bila bagitau cerita, diorang pun sama jugak. Senyum meleret sampai ke telinga! :D

*Moral of the story.. Mamat BIRU (dan warna2 lawan yg lain) konon nak jadi part-time supporter untuk Barca. Eh, hello! Kut ye pun, janganlah kasi nampak obvious sangat. Pakai jersey team lain, ada hati nak support team lain! Cheit..! Dan oh.. Apasal display banyak sangat jersey Barca kat depan kedai? Siapa yang nak datang Malaysia bulan 7 ni? Barca ke ManU? Tak tau market langsung! Hmm.. Whatever!

Ugh.. Come On You, !@#$%^&*()!!

Hey, YOU and YOU and YOU!

What makes YOU think that YOU and YOU and YOU have the right to say a word about OUR thing, huh? Ugh.. Come on.. Please wake up like what WE are doing here. WE accept the DECISION with full respect as it was made clearly and fairly. It's just a GAME anyway. The BALL is sphere (if you still don't know-lah). YOU and YOU and YOU can't expect or predict on what should be happening when the sphere thing is being kicked, spinned and headed. Anything can happen. The issue here is.. WE never expand the THING and BRAG about it like YOU and YOU and YOU did. Hey, YOU and YOU and YOU.. One question, do YOU and YOU and YOU at least have TOUCHED any shining CUPS yet in this particular season? So far..? Zero, ey? Pfft..

At least, WE did! Not one.. Not two.. But THREE! Outta FIVE cups.. What more can WE ask for?

No matter what kind of circumstances that WE are facing, at least, WE still pay our 100% loyalty towards OUR team. Win or lose is just a statement. Most important thing WE are LOYAL.

Again, I'm saying this to YOU and YOU and YOU.. Especially for those who have called, smssed, buzzed me thru ym, fb, blog or else within this ONE WHOLE DAY.. Thanks for makin' my 'lau yah' handphone hanged / jammed with your 'takziah' aka 'happy condolences'..

Takpe, tuan punya badan dah OKAY.. Emo level yang jatuh merudum semalam sudah pun 'dibaiki'.. Credits to mamak favourite for makin' me 3 glasses of HEAVEN teh ais, 2 bungkus nasi lemak, 2 keping roti telur and 1 keping roti canai 'banjir'. Oh.. Terlupa pulak nak mention papadom HEAVEN yang penuh semangkuk. Benda2 itu semua telah berjaya meredakan emo level tuan punya blog semalam.. :)

Okay.. Gotta go.. Nak pergi lap dan kilatkan lagi cup2 yang berlambak-lambak kat dalam hall of OUR cups tu. Tak tahu mana lagi nak letak.. Banyak sangat! Setakat satu dua, better simpan je dalam plastik. Ikat pulak dengan getah tempe..! Hehehehe..

*p/s - 1st time tuan punya Blogxygen post entry level separa sarcastic kat sini. Huhu.. Apa boleh buat.. Banyak sangat 'kenalan' pak cik + mak cik yang bukan 'Red Devils' mahupun 'Belasahlona' yang condemmed tak henti2 dari semalam. Ceh.. Sekali-sekala nak BURST OUT.. Takpe je, kan! Huhu.. ;D

FOREVER MAN UTD FAN & SUPPORTER!

To all my ManU buddies.. We've done GREAT! *hi5 x 100! :D

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Game Tu Weird!

Salam + a BIG smile to all.. :)

Tuan punya blog baru je lepas habis tengok game ManU.. Betul tak tipu. Game tadi memang weird. Hehe.. ;p

Bila tengok game tadi, tiba-tiba rasa weird. Sunyi je! Haha.. Yelah, selalunya mulut ni tak boleh nak diam pun. But this time, satu bunyi pun tak keluar. Uish..

Oh ya.. Baru teringat! Tuan punya blog tak 'berbunyi-bunyi' sebab Berbatov takde! Haha.. Aman!

Plus, game kali ni, freshies from the academy yang turun padang. Muka2 baru je yang penuh kat atas padang yang corak macam 'dam-haji' senget tu. Huhu.. But nevertheless.. Muka2 tua, eh tak.. Ehem.. Muka2 seniors like G. Neville, Fletcher, Nani ada je.. And guess what! Wes Brown ada jugak! Huhu.. Berkurun zaman tak tengok mamat ni main. Konon ganti position my 'manja', si Nemanja Vidiclah tu.. Lain2 yang kira dah biasa tengok si Rafael, Welbeck, Gibson and Macheda. :p

One of the reasons why I claimed that the game was weird is the freshies.. Rasa nak gelak pun ada jugak bila tengok muka budak2 ni. Huhu.. Bukan apa.. Cuma tak biasa tengok diorang main for any match. There were De Laet, Martin, Eckersely, Possebon dan entah siapa2 lagilah.. Si De Laet tu main not badlah as one of the defenders cuma selalu sangat kasi team lawan corner kick. Ugh.. Ilmu untuk 'forward'kan bola ke tengah padang dia belum khatam lagi.. Hmm..

Game tu weird jugak sebab si goalie Tomasz Kuszczak. Mamat ni pun agak lama jugak tak turun padang. Yelah.. Most of the games, asyik Van Der Sar dan kadang2 si Foster yang jaga goal. Tinggallah mamat ni jadi reserve je selalunya. Haa.. Bila turun padang hari ni, mulalah gelabah. Lemak dah tebal. Obviously, he looked nervous and a bit lost during the first half time. Siap kena marah dengan G. Neville lagi. Huhu.. Few minutes later, bila angin 'kus2' si Kuszczak ni dah kurang sikit, barulah dia boleh main dengan confident. But still.. Wes Brown and G. Neville takut nak pass bola kat dia! Nampak sangat defenders ManU tak berapa confident lagi dengan mamat goalie ni. Dan Kuszczak tergeleng-geleng kat depan tiang goal konon melayan bengang dalam hati je.. Huhu..

Bila tengok game tadi macam takde apa2 pun.. Serupa tengah tengok 'Atashinci' je.. Huhu.. Tapi, bila si Gibson tendang maut straight masuk goal, heh.. Time ni tak boleh nak elak. Macam biasalah.. Jerit + lompat sikit kat depan tv! Haha.. But seriously, credit to this mamat Gibson sebab ke'cun'an angle goal dia tu! Yay! ;p

Nak tambah weird lagi bila kebanyakkan Hull City supporters sumbat earphones kat telinga. Huhu.. Bukan apa.. Masing2 tengah tunggu berita kegagalan Newcastle yang tengah bertembung dengan Aston Vila. Kesian pulak tengok diorang ni.. Tapi bila game habis, belum sempat ManU nak celebrate glory 1 goal yang se'ciput' tu, diorang dah mula bersorak. Hmm.. Berita gembira sampai bila Newcastle kalah di tangan Aston Vila. And that officially a relief for them sebab team Hull City selamat dari termasuk dalam list '2nd Division' FA.. Congratslah ye.. Hmm.. Pape pun yang penting ManU bawak balik satu goal balik Old Trafford hari ni! Huhu..

*p/s - Tak sabar nak tunggu game 27hb ni kat Rome! And oh.. Kesian pulak kat kekasih lama, Owen sebab Newcastle kalah tadi.. Hope he's okay.. Ecece.. :')

Weirdlah..!

Salam + a BIG smile to all.. :)

Actually, kan.. I don't even know how to start this post. The neurons in my head are kinda like 'bersimpul-simpul' je. I can't think straight suddenly for no reason. Plus, I feel weird je hari ni. And I don't know why! Ehem.. Tuan punya blog ni tak weird ya! Haha.. It's just that today is so weird for myself.. Everything around me seems weird. And again, I declare that I'm not weird but the weirdness is 'haunting' my emo level today. Ceh.. Entah pape ntah! Hehe..

*Ish.. Merapu-rapu je..! Haha.. :p

Wooo...

Wooo...

That day (last week), there was a rumour. Well, it's a TRUE rumour, though. It had been said that the 'tickets' will start to be sold on this Friday.. Hahahaha..

So..?

(*tuan punya blog tengah angkat kening sambil sengih2 jahat ni!) Haha..

Apa tunggu lagi? Jom attack tabung!!! Hehehehe.. ;p

Ugh..!

Current mood for tuan punya blog ni sebijik macam pic kat atas. Rasa macam nak telan teh ais campur serbuk bom! Sebab..

-Kemalasan meng'update' blog yang almost overboard.

-Sakit gigi dari minggu lepas still tak hilang lagi. And oh.. Nak tanya, dentist jahat tak? Hehe..

-Dahlah sakit gigi, siap dapat free sakit perut pulak tu! Huhu..

-Handphone pulak tengah buat mogok 'hang'! Ceh..

-Pick guitar hilang lagi satu! Ugh! Siapa yang ambik ni! Nak kena sekeh ke?!

-Nak beli guitar 'strap' Ernie Ball, tapi.. MAHAL gila! Lebih baik beli teh ais!

-Sebab dah lama tak practise, title Guitar Hero in the house sekarang Abang dah 'rampas' dari kakak dia ni. Huhu..

-And oh.. Satu lagi.. Kenapa si Tevez tu MAHAL level kronik!?

Ugh...!!!

3 Cups In The Bag!

Since a few days before, I've been thinking about it. Since yesterday, I can't resist the nervousness. Plus, I'm having this terrible toothache + a headache. Ugh.. It's all because of this one particular thing. The Barclays Cup and a match between Arsenal, again.. Ceh.. Tiba2 pulak teringat kat Sayor Adebayor! Hehehe..

Anyway, at exactly 7.40 p.m (M'sia time) today, I sat on my favourite spot which was actually way too in front of the tv. Hehe.. Gila, kan? With a small pillow in my hand. Held it firmly so that it'll be easier for me to cover up my 'bising + kecoh + tak reti duduk diam' punya mulut. Hahaha.. Seriously, I can be very NOISY gila when I'm watching football. Hehehe..

And yeah, at first.. I saw the player list and a BIG smile popped out automatically. They're like Fergie's *first choice of ManU players. There were Rooney, Tevez and Ronaldo as the important ones to contribute goals. Goalie, like usual.. Uncle Edwin Van Der Sar kita yang selalu main ikut suka hati angin kus-kus dia. Midfielders like Giggs, Carrick and Fletcher. And no doubt, they're totally cool with this position. Defenders were my 'manja', Nemanja Vidic, Evans, Evra and O'Shea. And guess what.. Dalam banyak2 defender ManU, rasa nak sekeh2 je si O'Shea ni. Ugh! Dia main ke tak main ke, serupa macam takde je kat atas padang tu. Pemalas macam Berbat.. Ehem.. Oh ye, lupa nak action.. Nasib baik, Berbatov tak main! Hahahaha.. (*senyum extra lebar ni!)

Actually, kan.. Malas sebenarnya nak buat report pasal game tadi. Ceh! Ceh! Ceh! Langsung takde goal.. And the way they played like.. Ugh.. Tak nak cakap! Buat sakit tekak je menjerit-jerit tak ingat dunia tadi. Habuk pun tarak! ManU 0 + Arsenal 0 jugak. Huhu.. But the sarcastic part appeared when most of Arsenal players dapat buah tangan dari Old Trafford. It's the YELLOW CARD. Haa.. Tulah.. Cara main kurang kasih sayang sangat. Fabregas, Song, Nasri, Persie dan entah siapa2 lagilah.. Nah! Ambik YELLOW CARD tu buat kenang-kenangan. Hehehe.. Terjahatlah pulak! Huhu.. ;p

Hmm.. Eventhough that the game didn't come out with any goal from both team, but ManU was considered as the WINNER! Hahaha.. The Barclays Cup is ours! Huhuhu.. *hi-5 sikit! :D

This victory is their total top flight league wins to 18! Huhu.. Best, kan? Conclusion, ManU will add up this Premier League Cup to the League Cup and World Cup they have already won this season. Hohoho.. Now the next and major target would be the Champions League crown and that will put Barcelona to be against with on this coming 27th May, Rome.

But for now, let's party with the Barclays Cup, shall we? Huhu..

"Glory2 Man Utd. As the Reds go marching on.. on.. on..!"

To my ManU buddies..

*hi-5 sikit! Oh.. Kali ni tak nak 5, nak 10! Haha.. *hi-10 sikit! Yay3! :D